basic houseboy chores
MY BASIC RULES FOR HOUSEBOY.
COFFEE MADE AND SERVED
MAKE THE BED
PUT DIRTY CLOTHES IN THE LAUNDRY
TIDY BATHROOM
TIDY BEDSIDE TABLE
TIDY KITCHEN COUNTER
DISHES IN DISHWASHER (EMPTIED WHEN CLEAN)
VACUUM TWICE A WEEK
FLOORS WASHED ONCE A WEEK
MY CLEAN CLOTHES HUNG UP AND PUT AWAY
MY DELICATES HAND WASHED AND HUNG UP TO DRY
MY DRAWERS CHECKED DAILY AND KEPT TIDY
TOILET ROLLS PAPER FALLS IN FRONT
MY SHOES REMOVED WHEN APPROPRIATE
MY SHOES AND BOOTS KEPT CLEAN, POLISHED, AND ORGANIZED
MY BODY MOISTURIZED
MY FEET MOISTURIZED AND MASSAGED
TOILET SEAT AND LID ALWAYS PUT DOWN
NEVER PEE ON THE TOILET SEAT
DINNER READY WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK (ready to re-heat)