Expenses
So little piglet, are you ready to serve your Mistress? My time is precious piggy…. maybe if you were to offer a tribute …
By paying a tribute you demonstrate that you are at least a little bit worthy of having My attention.
you work hard all day and for what?
My piggies hand me their money and open their wallets real wide for me because it gives meaning to their lives…
Instead of working day in day out for nothing they get the joy and satisfaction of knowing that they are doing it for ME. It validates their existence… From the minute they wake up they have a reason to get up and go to work and perform hard knowing that it will please ME.
See how good it is to be My little piglet? 
now pay up and make your Mistress happy…
Rent $700 (available for adoption)
Phone $80 (available for adoption)
Internet $60 (available for adoption)
Student Loans $203 (available for adoption)
Pedicure $40 paid this month by tw… what a nice surprise! I do love surprises…
Manicure $40 (available for adoption)
Hair $50 paid every six weeks by piglet pat… not bad little piglet… maybe when you get a better job you can do better
Shoes Allowance $200 (available for adoption)
Clothes Allowance $200 (available for adoption)
Toys Allowance (available for adoption)
June 27, 2008 at 9:09 pm
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And who’s to put a value on what I do for my little piglets but them?